Jitter Bug.

So I *hopefully* find out if I have this place tomorrow.
Well, not the place in the picture above. I'm pretty sure that house belongs to Minnie Mouse. Although, if Minnie wants, i'll totally move in with her. Oh man! I could borrow her awesome dresses and bows! But I hate Donald Duck, always have, always will.
ANYWAY...
I keep going back and forth in my mind as to whether or not I actually want it. It is rather small.... but then again, I don't really need that much space.
AH! Who am I kidding, I have sooooooo much stuff!

It's a nice place. Red feature walls and weird little cut outs in the walls- Just perfect for all my trinkets! Plus a brand new wine rack mounted on the wall. AWESOME!
I just have a strange feeling about it. Sometimes I am massively excited, hoping I get it and then other times I find myself freaking out about how it's too small and dark.

I don't know!!

Ben freaked me out tonight with one of his bullshit hypotheticals! I'll fill you in-
When I arrived at the inspection on Saturday, there was a notice on the unit door addressed to the previous tenant. The real estate had reason to believe that the unit had been abandoned and that she (ex-tenant) wasnt able to access any of the stuff she had left behind. Strange.
When we all shuffled inside we were welcomed by a brand new coffee coloured couch and a bed in the bedroom. Not to mention all of this girls half drunk bottles of vitamin water, coat hangers, shampoos, cleaning products etc and about 4 packets worth of cigarette butts on the veranda!! Hahaha, apart from all this, the unit is rather nice, in a good area and inside a rather new block of flats.

But how Ben freaked me out was, we gots to talking about what happened to this girl!? Why did she just up and leave all her shit? Is she in hospital, in a coma, with no family?? Was she murdered!? OR did she leave in the middle of the night to escape her boyfriend/pimp/mafia/poltergeist, all of whom could come back for revenge! Break in and kill me instead!!!!!!!

The realtor said that all the furniture belonged to them now and for an extra $5 a week we could keep the couch and bed, FOREVER! No thank you. I don't want some possible dead girls couch!

Yeah, I know. Too many soaps. But what if!!!!!?

Oh silly me.

But i'll let you know how it goes!
I'm going to be doing an IKEA run real soon. I'm feeling crafty.... I think I may paint a small coffee table bright green and put my glue gun to use.
Plus I need saucepans and the like. I can't believe I dont own any of that shit. I own everything else...


Failing this unit, I have two more inspections lined up for tomorrow. I'm hoping that if the death unit people do call me, it's after I have inspected the other two places. I just need to see what else is out there.... you know. I'm not being unreasonable.
Meh!
Meanwhile, death unit real estate better clean the unit before I go in. Because, seriously, what the fuck guys!? The place was a fucking sty! The place isnt even that cheap. Cunts.

Anyway, I do love a good ramble.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles just finished on channel 10. Man, I love that movie and goddamnit I love John Candy! Uncle Buck - GENIUS!
Actually, in a really recent episode of Family Guy they parody PT&A. Goodtimes.

Ok, sleepy time, if I fall asleep, right now, I will get maybe an hour to an hour and a half sleep if i'm lucky before Frank wakes up. I don't think i will be that lucky!

Rose.
xoxo

PS. 24 days till Christmas. FUCK! YES!